Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried feed something to a massive reptile. Witnesses say that Trump maybe got a little too close with the creature, leading some nervouschuckles. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and pictures have rapidly gone trending online.
- It's unclear
- chose Alcatraz
- people are theorizing that he wastesting his bravery
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President Bigly Don has confronted a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.
Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even totally plans to build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these giant lizards runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Make America Great Again !
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The President himself is hitting the muck on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumpfacing off against alligators. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna believe this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild expedition. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious courage and is going into a tank full of more info mean alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.
What could possibly be more wild? Only time will tell.